Does your church have terrorists in it?
Beware of Terrorist Groups in Church
Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been
operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin
Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.
However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by
the name Bin Prayin.
Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of
Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different
characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin
Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.
NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT!
(However, you can spot them if you bin lookin and bin goin.)
I thought we could all use a little levity this morning. Keep warm!
My goodness people lighten up … it’s a joke. However, it does have a lot of truth in it!
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July 16th, 2010
No, Obama doesn’t attend my church so we do not have any terrorists in it.
July 16th, 2010
I have to ask, when you receive the holy spirit, does it somehow replace or turn off the humor gland?
July 16th, 2010
lol, cute.
July 16th, 2010
What kinds of answers are you expecting?
July 16th, 2010
No.
July 16th, 2010
I am sorry, but with today’s world problems I thought you asked a serious question. It seems to me you just wanted to waste 5 points.
July 16th, 2010
No. I do not attend organized religious services, nor do I support organized religion. I live Christianity the Reality going by the true word of God. The bible.
July 16th, 2010
Unless terrorists are all over 70 years old and have trouble walking,then we in Surrey,UK are quite safe.
July 16th, 2010
Where does Bin Disbelieving fit into the story?
July 16th, 2010
lol … i just love that …
July 16th, 2010
Good one, well its evening here, but blessings from the other side of the world from your Catholic brother in Christ.
July 16th, 2010
Yes but if we can somehow capture bin judging the rest will take Care of its self.
Love and blessings Don
July 16th, 2010
I worry more about the Christians like Timothy McVeigh, and what church they go to
July 16th, 2010
Love it! A very good deduction
Ole bin has bin in the churches ever since it was started.
July 16th, 2010
Some new cells have been identified:
They are :
Bin Lyin
Bin Drinkin
Bin Smokin
Bin Stealin
Bin Manipulatin
Bin Gossipin
Bin Noseyin
Bin Cheatin
Bin Slothful
It is also noted that Bin Obeyin is heading the cells you mentioned
( Bin Fastin,Bin Prayin,Bin Watchin,Bin Waitin)
Good answer,sis
a servant of the King
July 16th, 2010
Hahaha this is very nice! =)
July 16th, 2010
Proverbs 17 (Amplified Bible)
22A happy heart is good medicine and a cheerful mind works healing, but a broken spirit dries up the bones.
Proverbs 15 (Amplified Bible) 13A glad heart makes a cheerful countenance, but by sorrow of heart the spirit is broken. 15All the days of the desponding and afflicted are made evil [by anxious thoughts and forebodings], but he who has a glad heart has a continual feast [regardless of circumstances].
Proverbs 12 (Amplified Bible) 25Anxiety in a man’s heart weighs it down, but an encouraging word makes it glad.
Thanks for sharing !!!
July 16th, 2010
unfortunately your right,
"NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT"
God bless you
July 16th, 2010
That is worth sharing & thank you so much for doing so!
There is are a lot of "bins" in every church, aren’t there?!
May God bless you & you keep warm too!
July 16th, 2010
Blessings to all , very nice i sure needed this to keep me Bin encourage. Though you forgot how the Pastors and Ministers bin help passings one another wives and singles woman around in the Church. I was bin looking and they told me we are a one bin happy family waiting for the return of God .Peace and Light to all of God people
July 16th, 2010
Indeed how right you are. Bin there myself!
July 16th, 2010
There is a lot of truth in what you say. I was first thinking about terrorist in a different way. Thanks for the laugh! I needed that. Seriously there are many that practice "witch craft" in that they want to control everything, and try their best. It takes much prayer and discernment to spot them and the tactics that they are using.
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